No Practical Use

No Practical Use – Mean Collection Tee

Some things just don’t belong.

The “You’re as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle” tee delivers classic, no-nonsense dismissal with effortless clarity. It’s not clever for the sake of it—it’s obvious, direct, and quietly brutal.

This shirt is for people who appreciate insults rooted in logic. No theatrics. No insults layered on top of insults. Just a comparison that ends the discussion immediately.

Crafted from soft, lightweight cotton with a comfortable stretch, this tee is built for everyday wear with a clean, flattering fit that keeps the focus where it belongs.

Details

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric

Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

Side-seamed construction for a clean silhouette

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit & Fabric Note
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.

No utility.
No apology.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!