You’re not the dumbest person

Statistically Speaking – Mean Collection Tee

You’re not the worst.
But the margin is thin.

The “You’re not the dumbest person, but you’d better hope they don’t die” tee delivers cold logic with zero emotion. It’s not loud, not angry, and not trying to impress anyone. It just states a fact and lets it linger.

This shirt is for people who appreciate dry humor, uncomfortable truths, and letting others connect the dots themselves. The insult doesn’t rush—you notice it, then it lands.

Made from soft, lightweight cotton with a comfortable stretch, this tee is built for everyday wear with a clean, flattering fit that holds its shape over time.

Details

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors include polyester)

Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for all-day comfort

Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

Side-seamed construction for a clean silhouette

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit & Fabric Note
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.

No exaggeration.
Just math.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!