Crayon Connoisseur

Crayon Connoisseur – Mean Collection Tee

Some talents are… specific.

The “You seem like the sort of person who knows which color of crayon tastes the best” tee delivers a deceptively light line with a brutal aftertaste. It’s whimsical on the surface, devastating once it registers—and that contrast is exactly what makes it work.

This shirt is for people who prefer their insults wrapped in wit rather than volume. No aggression. No explanation. Just a sentence that paints a very clear picture.

Made from soft, lightweight cotton with a comfortable stretch, this tee is designed for everyday wear with a clean, flattering fit that holds its shape without effort.

Details

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric

Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

Side-seamed construction for a clean silhouette

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit & Fabric Note
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.

Bright colors.
Questionable taste.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!