Gravitational

Gravitational – Mean Collection Tee

It’s not an opinion.
It’s physics.

The “You’re so dense, light bends around you” tee delivers an insult wrapped in intelligence. Clean, clever, and quietly brutal. If they get it immediately, it stings. If they don’t, it still works.

This shirt is for people who prefer their humor dry and their insults efficient. No yelling. No theatrics. Just a statement that sits there, confident it’s correct.

Made from soft, lightweight cotton with the right amount of stretch, this tee is designed for everyday comfort with a fit that’s flattering without trying to be flashy.

Details

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric

Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit

Side-seamed construction for a clean silhouette

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit & Fabric Note
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.

No exaggeration.
Just gravity.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!