Third Place

Third Place – Mean Collection Tee

The competition is tight.
Just not impressive.

The “You’ve only got two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for third place” tee delivers a perfectly balanced insult—clever, cutting, and effortlessly dismissive. It doesn’t yell. It doesn’t overexplain. It just observes the situation and moves on.

This shirt is for people who appreciate humor that respects intelligence while quietly questioning someone else’s. The joke lands fast, lingers longer, and somehow feels generous.

Made from soft, lightweight cotton with a comfortable stretch, this tee is built for everyday wear with a clean, flattering fit that matches the confidence of the line.

Details

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric

Pre-shrunk for a reliable fit

Side-seamed construction for a clean silhouette

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit & Fabric Note
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.

No winners here.
Not even close.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!