You sound like a pizza cutter

All Edge. No Point. – Mean Collection Tee

Some people talk a lot.
They just don’t say anything.

The “You sound like a pizza cutter: all edge and no point” tee is for those moments when silence would be kinder—but honesty is funnier. It’s dry, surgical, and lands exactly where it should.

This shirt doesn’t shout. It cuts.

Made from soft, lightweight cotton with just the right amount of stretch, it’s built for everyday wear while delivering a message that doesn’t need explaining. The fit is comfortable, flattering, and durable enough to survive repeated encounters with people who really love the sound of their own voice.

Details

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for all-day comfort

Pre-shrunk to keep its shape

Side-seamed construction for a clean fit

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability

Blank product responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit & Fabric Note
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.

Wear it when words are wasted.
Let the shirt do the cutting.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!