Missed It

Missed It – Mean Collection Tee

I would, but it wouldn’t matter.

The “I’d insult you, but I’m afraid you wouldn’t notice it” tee delivers restrained superiority with surgical precision. It’s not aggressive. It’s not emotional. It simply acknowledges the futility of trying.

This shirt is for people who understand that the sharpest insults don’t need emphasis—they just pass by quietly, unnoticed, exactly like the point.

Crafted from soft, lightweight cotton with a comfortable stretch, this tee is designed for everyday wear with a clean, flattering fit that lets the message sit confidently without effort.

Details

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric

Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

Side-seamed construction for a clean silhouette

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.

Fit & Fabric Note
Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting conditions.

No emphasis needed.
You wouldn’t catch it anyway.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!